Hyde: Kelso, how much longer are we gonna have to deal with the whole Jackie experience?
Kelso: Don't worry. I'm breaking up with her.
Hyde: Never gonna happen.
Kelso: It's over. She's cutting into my free time.

Donna: Kelso, that's sweet.
Kelso: Actually, I'm riding shotgun.
Donna: No, you're not.
Kelso: I'm not riding in the back.
Donna: Why don't we let Eric decide?
Kelso: Eric?
Eric: Kelso... [Kelso starts to climb in the car] ...get in the back.

Red: Taking her for a spin, eh?
Eric: Yes, sir.
Red: Well, have a good time. Oh, one more thing. Very important. About the car. She's old, so no trips out of town. Ever. Understood? Well... have fun.

Eric: Well, I guess that's that. We're not going.
Donna: Eric, do you wanna go?
Eric: He said no trips out of town.
Donna: It's your car. Do you wanna go?
Eric: But he's God.
Kelso: I think God would want us to go to Milwaukee.
Donna: Eric, you are a 17-year-old man. I'm gonna go with whatever you say. It's your decision.
Eric: It is my decision. And my decision is... We're going to a concert.
Kelso: Yeah!

Jackie: Guys, we are in the middle of nowhere and I have to go to the ladies' room. Donna?

Randy: So where you going?
Hyde: Rundgren concert.
Randy: Cool. So what, you want a battery? 'Cause I can get you a battery.
Eric: Are they cheap? Or possibly free?
Kelso: All right, I'll tell you what. We'll trade you our battery, plus $5 for one of your batteries.

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Fez: This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business. [dances]

Jackie: This isn't working.
Kelso: No, it's a Boy Scout belt. The buckle's got a thing you...
Jackie: No. Michael, before you speak, please hear my words. I think we should break up.
Kelso: Now?
Jackie: You're not having a good time.
Kelso: I'm having a good time.
Jackie: Really?
Kelso: Yeah.
Jackie: Oh, Michael, I am so glad you don't wanna break up. You were so nice to give your ticket away, so you could be with me.
Kelso: Well... yeah.
Jackie: That says you don't need music... concerts... friends. You know what you need, Michael?
Kelso: I don't know.
Jackie: Me, me, me. M-E, Michael.
Kelso: Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
Jackie: You're just too shy to say that, lover. So... when were you a Boy Scout?