‘Thank You’
Season 5, Episode 8 - Aired December 3, 2002
Eric wants to reveal his and Donna's engagement on Thanksgiving, but first he has to hide the fact that he's failing math. Meanwhile, Kitty's parents, Bea (Betty White) and Burt (Tom Poston) visit for the holidays, and Laurie returns home.
Quote from Eric
Eric: So, that was one rootin'-tootin' big, old crap of a day, huh?
Donna: Yep. Pretty much. I just really wanted to tell people that we were engaged.
Eric: You know what? Maybe it'd be easier if we just showed up next Thanksgiving with a kid.
Quote from Kelso
Mrs. McGee: Good night. I apologize if my being here upset you.
Kitty: No, no, no. I- I just feel you being seen out with a student is... It's just awfully bad principle.
Kelso: Oh, he doesn't care. He's dating a cheerleader.
Quote from Fez
Red: Well, don't worry. Because no woman's gonna wanna bear your idiot kids if you can't even pass math. How could you forge my signature?
Hyde: Here comes yelling.
Jackie: Yeah. I don't wanna hear this.
Donna: I'll help with the dishes.
Fez: And I'll take these half-empty glasses.
Kitty: Okay. No, no. You've had enough.