‘Substitute’
Season 6, Episode 19 - Aired April 21, 2004
After Eric accidentally injures Mitch (Seth Green) while the guys play minigolf, he invites Mitch to join the gang in the basement. Meanwhile, Bob asks Jackie's mom, Pamela (Brooke Shields), to move in with him.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Hey, Mitch. Look, I wanted to apologize. I thought you stole my Vader, but it turns out I left it in the... Hyde stole it.
Mitch: Yeah, I guess I was out of line, too. I shouldn't have jumped on your girlfriend in front of you. It's just, you have such a great life. And if I never see you or your friends ever again, I'm always gonna treasure that time that I spent with Donna.
Eric: Okay, well, then I'll just say goodbye.
Mitch: [sighs] So lonely.
Eric: Hey, Mitch, you know, if you ever want to hang out, you know, you're always... You know...
Mitch: Great. Thanks.
Eric: Are we gonna do this now?
Mitch: Yeah, buddy, let's do it!
Eric: Okay. All right.
Mitch: Hey, so do you think I might have a shot with Donna?
Eric: Mitch, she's my fiancee.
Mitch: So that's a maybe.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, Pamela, hi. Um, I just, um, came here to get my scarf. Oh! Here it is.
Pamela: You thought you lost your scarf. That must have made you nervous. Would you like a drink?
Kitty: Oh, well, it's a little early, but... It's probably 5:00 somewhere. [laughs] Two Saigon Slammers, hold the fruit.
Pamela: First round's on me.
Kitty: That's okay. I have a tab.