Eric Quote #782
Quote from Eric in Substitute
Eric: Hey, Mitch. Look, I wanted to apologize. I thought you stole my Vader, but it turns out I left it in the... Hyde stole it.
Mitch: Yeah, I guess I was out of line, too. I shouldn't have jumped on your girlfriend in front of you. It's just, you have such a great life. And if I never see you or your friends ever again, I'm always gonna treasure that time that I spent with Donna.
Eric: Okay, well, then I'll just say goodbye.
Mitch: [sighs] So lonely.
Eric: Hey, Mitch, you know, if you ever want to hang out, you know, you're always... You know...
Mitch: Great. Thanks.
Eric: Are we gonna do this now?
Mitch: Yeah, buddy, let's do it!
Eric: Okay. All right.
Mitch: Hey, so do you think I might have a shot with Donna?
Eric: Mitch, she's my fiancee.
Mitch: So that's a maybe.
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Quote from Red
Bob: Wow, I love this place. It's not just dinner. It's a thrill ride, 'cause there's a small chance you're getting knifed.
Red: I don't know, Bob. I've tried to avoid Asians with weapons ever since 7,000 of them tried to kill me.
Kitty: Well... [chuckles] It's thanks to the work of brave men like you that America's enemies are working here for a minimum wage.
Quote from Red
Red: I just think it's pretty suspicious that after we left the Japanese restaurant our Japanese car broke down.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Okay, I'd like to thank everyone for coming back here with me. True, it is the place of my greatest humiliation. But the fish is good, the sake's strong, and these Japanese people are funny to watch.
Donna: That's the spirit, Dad. The slightly offensive spirit.