‘Rip This Joint’
Season 7, Episode 6 - Aired November 3, 2004
When Kitty hosts a party to raise her self-esteem, newly-employed Hyde decides attending would be the adult thing to do. Eric decides to go in the opposite direction and a pull a prank on a neighbor. Meanwhile, Bob and Kitty get in an argument at the party.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: I hope Midge isn't going through my medicine cabinet. I've got some pills in there and they are not for amateurs.
Quote from Donna
Donna: What's going on?
Red: Your loony mother has locked herself in my bathroom.
Donna: I'll handle this. [knocks] Mom, the lock is on the doorknob.
Quote from Midge
Donna: Mom, if you won't come out, will you at least let Dad come in there?
Midge: [o.s.] How could you think I was flirting with another man?
Bob: [o.s.] Maybe I overreacted, you're a beautiful woman.
Midge: [o.s.] So are you, Bob. [silence]
Red: What the hell are they doing in there? [shower runs]
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: All right, sorry about tonight. It just really hurt my feelings when you didn't make me first lieutenant on the Shinsky job.
Eric: I'm sorry, too. I guess I never realized how seriously you take imaginary ranks assigned by your friends.
Kelso: Well, now you know.
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: Hyde! What are you in for?
Hyde: Let's just say Old Man Shinsky's yard has been professionally trenched. Did the rose bushes, too. It's sort of my calling card. [sighs] This feels good. This feels right.