Kelso Quote #525
Quote from Kelso in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Kelso: All right, Fez. I need you to tell Hyde about the dream you had about me.
Fez: What? I didn't have any dream. [quietly] We have a visitor.
Kelso: Fez, this is really important, okay? Start talking, or so help me, I'll give you the worst purple nurple you've ever had.
Fez: Okay. In my dream, Kelso was dressed as a nurse and he was giving me a sponge bath.
Kelso: And?
Fez: I was nude.
Kelso: See? I was really freaked out and Jackie and me were just talking, that's all.
Hyde: So I just cheated on Jackie for nothing?
Kelso: It's what I've been telling you, man.
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Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!
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Quote from Donna
Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!