Quote from Kelso in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Kelso: All right, Fez. I need you to tell Hyde about the dream you had about me. Fez: What? I didn't have any dream. [quietly] We have a visitor. Kelso: Fez, this is really important, okay? Start talking, or so help me, I'll give you the worst purple nurple you've ever had. Fez: Okay. In my dream, Kelso was dressed as a nurse and he was giving me a sponge bath. Kelso: And? Fez: I was nude. Kelso: See? I was really freaked out and Jackie and me were just talking, that's all. Hyde: So I just cheated on Jackie for nothing? Kelso: It's what I've been telling you, man.