Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!

Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!

Red: Great. Anyway, about the engagement, I've got Eric and Donna on the ropes. I dared them to get married next week. They were shaking like France.
Kitty: Well, I know you like scaring children, but what's the point?
Red: Well, the point is if we let them do what they want, they'll realize they don't wanna do it. I mean, hell, nobody wants to be married. Except me to you. I'd do that all over again.