Kelso Quote #522
Quote from Kelso in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Kelso: Donna, Eric didn't cheat on you. Hyde cheated on Jackie.
Donna: What? Oh, my God.
Kelso: [high-pitched] Yeah. And he doesn't know it, but I saw him kissing this lady in the hotel.
Donna: Oh, my God. That is horrible.
Kelso: I wanna do the right thing, right? So I'm thinking that I'll just tell Jackie. And then she'll feel really bad, and I'll console her, and presto, we'll be making out topless.
Donna: No, Kelso. The thing to do is to tell Hyde that you know and then give him a chance to tell Jackie.
Kelso: I knew you'd say that. You know, just once, I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Nobody's Fault But Mine’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion like chili cheese fries.
Quote from Donna
Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!