Fez Quote #460
Quote from Fez in No Quarter
Fez: I cannot believe that this man would go behind my back and take what was given to me by God himself.
Eric: All right. What happened between you two anyway?
Fez: I'm too much of a man to say. But it involved a half-off sale, a crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants that make my ass look like an oil painting.
Fenton: If you mean, "old and cracked," then I agree!
Fez: I'll see you in hell!
Fenton: Well, I'll be wearing your pants!
Eric: Okay, I'm feeling a little "in the way" here so... I'm ju... I'm- [walks away]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘No Quarter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Quote from Red
Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.