Fez: I cannot believe that this man would go behind my back and take what was given to me by God himself.
Eric: All right. What happened between you two anyway?
Fez: I'm too much of a man to say. But it involved a half-off sale, a crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants that make my ass look like an oil painting.
Fenton: If you mean, "old and cracked," then I agree!
Fez: I'll see you in hell!
Fenton: Well, I'll be wearing your pants!
Eric: Okay, I'm feeling a little "in the way" here so... I'm ju... I'm- [walks away]