Quote from Red in No Quarter
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine. Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law. Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass. Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.