Kelso Quote #510
Quote from Kelso in No Quarter
Kelso: Guys, if I enroll in the police academy in the fall, I could be busting heads in a year. Freeze, dirtbag!
Fez: Wow, you did make me freeze. [chuckles] But I was a dirtbag long before you came along.
Hyde: Hey. Says here you're supposed to start getting into shape now.
Kelso: Oh, no, no, that's not for me. That's for the regular guys. I haven't done a lap in gym class since I had my eighth-grade growth spurt and Miss Brady made me her special assistant. [chuckles]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘No Quarter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Quote from Red
Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.