Kelso: Guys, if I enroll in the police academy in the fall, I could be busting heads in a year. Freeze, dirtbag!
Fez: Wow, you did make me freeze. [chuckles] But I was a dirtbag long before you came along.
Hyde: Hey. Says here you're supposed to start getting into shape now.
Kelso: Oh, no, no, that's not for me. That's for the regular guys. I haven't done a lap in gym class since I had my eighth-grade growth spurt and Miss Brady made me her special assistant. [chuckles]