Kitty Quote #485
Quote from Kitty in The Battle of Evermore
Joanne: And now, the cow-milking event.
Mitch: Could you just award us our first-place points right now? It'd save a lot of time and embarrassment for our friends over here. [chuckles]
Eric: You know, it kinda would.
Joanne: "Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of calcium to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber, or his brittle bones will snap and he'll die. The first team to fill their barrel with milk and save Babe from osteoporosis wins." [Kitty cackles] And milk!
Red: Um, hey! There's something wrong with our cow. [cow moos] Her things aren't working!
Eric: You can't just yank on 'em.
Kitty: Red never was much for foreplay.
Charlie: Keep it coming, Mitch.
Mitch: This is amazing. It's like she was waiting for my magic fingers to coax that sweet liquid right out of her teats.
Eric: Move over, Dad. I'll show you how it's done.
Red: What makes you think- Go, Eric. Go.
Kitty: [to Donna] Well, honey, good for you. [chuckles]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Battle of Evermore’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Eric
Red: You know, we're getting killed here thanks to your screwing up that last event. All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.
Eric: Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.
Red: The Millennium what? If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
Eric: It's not a Star Wars thing. It's a very rare falcon that can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs.
Quote from Hyde
[circle:]
Hyde: I can't close my mouth. Can you close your mouth? It's really starting to freak me out. Leo's the best.
Kelso: Leo made me a grilled cheese once. He used butter and made the crust extra toasty. He forgot cheese. I'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-making son of a bitch.
Jackie: You know, one time, I heard Leo talking on the phone and he was speaking Chinese. So I said, "Leo, stop speaking Chinese." So he turned around, and it wasn't Leo. It was a Chinese guy. [sighs] You know, I'll never forget that.
Fez: I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face when I tell him I did it with Nina. Actually, I'd like to see my face when I do it with Nina. I bet I look like a stallion.
Hyde: So today we sit in this circle in honor of Leo. He was my boss. He was my friend. He was my connection. To Leo.
All: To Leo!