Joanne: And now, the cow-milking event.
Mitch: Could you just award us our first-place points right now? It'd save a lot of time and embarrassment for our friends over here. [chuckles]
Eric: You know, it kinda would.
Joanne: "Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of calcium to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber, or his brittle bones will snap and he'll die. The first team to fill their barrel with milk and save Babe from osteoporosis wins." [Kitty cackles] And milk!
Red: Um, hey! There's something wrong with our cow. [cow moos] Her things aren't working!
Eric: You can't just yank on 'em.
Kitty: Red never was much for foreplay.
Charlie: Keep it coming, Mitch.
Mitch: This is amazing. It's like she was waiting for my magic fingers to coax that sweet liquid right out of her teats.
Eric: Move over, Dad. I'll show you how it's done.
Red: What makes you think- Go, Eric. Go.
Kitty: [to Donna] Well, honey, good for you. [chuckles]