Donna Quote #224
Quote from Donna in Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
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Kelso: You guys are never gonna believe this. Jackie cheated on me. With the cheese guy!
Hyde: [chuckle turns into a gasp] No!
Kelso: Yeah. I was just as shocked as you are.
Fez: Well, thank God all she did was kiss him.
Donna: Yeah. Wait. How do you know all she did was kiss him?
Fez: [scoffs] Kiss? Gee, I- I didn't say "kiss." Don't make fun of my accent.
Kelso: That cheese guy's lucky he's a little fella, or I'd kick his ass. Just, boom! Right in the ass!
Hyde: Hey, man, you gotta kick his ass. Like, on Fantasy Island, if Tattoo took one of Mr. Roarke's women up to his little tower and put it to her, Roarke would slap that little dude like a drunk Southern widow! Then he'd hit him off with some vicious voodoo.
Donna: Voodoo on Tattoo. Voodoo. Tattoo. Peekaboo. Honeydew. Kung fu. Koo-koo-ka-choo. I'm done.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie's Cheese Squeeze’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: So, hey, Jackie, how's it going down at the cheese shop? You must be so tired from giving it away at the mall. [Donna, Fez & Hyde laugh]
Fez: What are you laughing at?
Hyde: I don't know. What are you laughing at?
Fez: I don't know.
Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Donna: I don't know.
Kelso: [laughs]
Donna, Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Kelso: I really don't know.
Quote from Eric
Jackie: Eric, did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.
Eric: Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy that he should- No, no, no! That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue.
Jackie: Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't have the best relationship.
Eric: You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
Jackie: Right. So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Eric: Hmm. Or I could just torture you with this information until I'm bored.
Jackie: Eric.
Eric: Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And go.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, dinner's ready.
Red: Five more minutes, Kitty. A bunch of birds threw a "crap on my Corvette" party. If I don't get it off, the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
Kitty: Well, why don't you just put the car in the garage?
Red: Because if I put the car in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table. Kitty, don't give advice about things you don't understand!
Kitty: Okay. I'm the crazy one.