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Kelso: You guys are never gonna believe this. Jackie cheated on me. With the cheese guy!
Hyde: [chuckle turns into a gasp] No!
Kelso: Yeah. I was just as shocked as you are.
Fez: Well, thank God all she did was kiss him.
Donna: Yeah. Wait. How do you know all she did was kiss him?
Fez: [scoffs] Kiss? Gee, I- I didn't say "kiss." Don't make fun of my accent.
Kelso: That cheese guy's lucky he's a little fella, or I'd kick his ass. Just, boom! Right in the ass!
Hyde: Hey, man, you gotta kick his ass. Like, on Fantasy Island, if Tattoo took one of Mr. Roarke's women up to his little tower and put it to her, Roarke would slap that little dude like a drunk Southern widow! Then he'd hit him off with some vicious voodoo.
Donna: Voodoo on Tattoo. Voodoo. Tattoo. Peekaboo. Honeydew. Kung fu. Koo-koo-ka-choo. I'm done.