Quote from Red in Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
Kitty: Red, dinner's ready. Red: Five more minutes, Kitty. A bunch of birds threw a "crap on my Corvette" party. If I don't get it off, the paint will oxidize. Oxidize! Kitty: Well, why don't you just put the car in the garage? Red: Because if I put the car in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table. Kitty, don't give advice about things you don't understand! Kitty: Okay. I'm the crazy one.