Red Quote #352

Quote from Red in The Forgotten Son

Red: Headquarters is having every manager make a departmental training film. And they picked me for the stockroom.
Kitty: Stockroom. Wow!
Red: Yeah. Steve from Oshkosh got ice and snow management. [chuckles] Loser.
Kitty: Well, Red, that is wonderful.
Red: Yeah, I know. Every single Price Mart stock boy will be trained in the Red Forman way.
Eric: Oh, you mean, undermining their self-esteem until they're too weak to fight back?
Red: You know, if you would just zip it for a second, you might be interested in hearing who I want to play the stock boy.
Eric: Oh, look, Dad, I appreciate the thought-
Red: I'm gonna use this idiot.
Kelso: All right!

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 ‘The Forgotten Son’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Hyde: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
Leo: Well, then who has my money?
Fez: There is no money, you son of a bitch!
Leo: Oh. Wow. I guess all this stuff has to go back.
Fez: Oh, that means you too, Feathery Frank. Good day.
Cockatoo: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Ooh, ooh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
Donna: Yeah. So when did he lose it?
Kitty: Right around when he turned 10. It was the strangest thing. Poof. Like someone ironed him.

Quote from Kelso

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Eric: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me, but now that I'm all paranoid I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
Hyde: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
Kelso: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after and I choose Travolta.
Hyde: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. [claps] Bravo, man.
Eric: That is good advice. Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.
Jackie: Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.
Eric: What? I did not! [chuckles] I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.
Hyde: Forman, you and I are both victims of parental abandonment. Luckily, I have a rich hippie benefactor. He bought me nudie mags I'd never even heard of.
Kelso: [as John Travolta] Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [normal voice] That's dead-on.