Red: Headquarters is having every manager make a departmental training film. And they picked me for the stockroom.
Kitty: Stockroom. Wow!
Red: Yeah. Steve from Oshkosh got ice and snow management. [chuckles] Loser.
Kitty: Well, Red, that is wonderful.
Red: Yeah, I know. Every single Price Mart stock boy will be trained in the Red Forman way.
Eric: Oh, you mean, undermining their self-esteem until they're too weak to fight back?
Red: You know, if you would just zip it for a second, you might be interested in hearing who I want to play the stock boy.
Eric: Oh, look, Dad, I appreciate the thought-
Red: I'm gonna use this idiot.
Kelso: All right!