Red Quote #332
Quote from Red in Hyde Gets the Girl
Kitty: So, it's settled. We'll have the party here.
Red: No, Kitty. I don't know what you're talking about, but, no.
Kitty: Yes. We're-We're having a little party for Steven, so he can meet his Miss Right.
Red: Why is it here? Why is it always here?
Kitty: Well, what do you want them to do, have the party in the street?
Red: Yes. They puke in the street, the city cleans it up.
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‘Hyde Gets the Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: A toast to all my good friends. I will miss you when I blow out of this burg with the beautiful Big Rhonda. [scattered applause] Now it's off to "Missis-syphilis".
Quote from Red
Fez: I know I just met her, Mr. Red but I love her. She is sturdy. I want to climb her.
Red: You're just desperate to give it away, aren't you, son?
Fez: ... Yes. Yes, I am.
Red: Look. [clears throat] There are two things that you need to learn about women.
Fez: Oh, finally, the sex talk! [chuckles]
Red: First, if a woman outweighs you by 30 pounds you're in for trouble.
Fez: But I'll put on weight. I'll bridge the gap.
Red: Which brings me to my second point. When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. [chuckles] But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Michael.
Kelso: Jackie. I thought you were at the party.
Jackie: No, no, no. It was awful. Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party and not have anyone acknowledge it?
Kelso: Yes, I do.