Kelso Quote #302

Quote from Kelso in Hyde Gets the Girl

Jackie: Michael, am I pretty?
Kelso: Oh, come on, cupcake. You are the prettiest girl in Point Place. [Jackie giggles] No. You know what? In Wisconsin.
Daniel: Nice one, Pinocchio.
Jackie: Am I prettier than Pam Macy?
Kelso: [scoffs] Of course.
Jackie: Am I prettier than Farrah Fawcett?
Kelso: [stammers] Oh, all right. Come on. She's like a perfect 10. And you are an 11 .
Jackie: Am I prettier than-
Daniel: Oh, my God!

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Fez: ... Yes. Yes, I am.
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Quote from Kelso

Jackie: Michael.
Kelso: Jackie. I thought you were at the party.
Jackie: No, no, no. It was awful. Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party and not have anyone acknowledge it?
Kelso: Yes, I do.