Red Quote #243
Quote from Red in Roller Disco
Earl: [enters] Oh, hey. Sorry I'm late.
Mediator: An hour and 10 minutes late. I can only assume you're Earl.
Earl: Yeah. So, um, sorry... My, uh, dog got hit by a... a guy in a...
Red: Car?
Earl: [snaps fingers] Thanks, Red. So, what'd I miss?
Mediator: You missed everything. Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Mr. Forman, you- you scare the living hell out of me. No offense.
Red: None taken.
Eric: That's kind of his thing. [laughs]
Mediator: But, Earl, in light of your failure to show up for your own hearing we have no choice but to rule in favor of Mr. Forman.
Red: Yes, sir!
Eric: Way to go, Dad!
Earl: Damn dog.
Mediator: And Mr. Forman, even though this hearing did go your way today, in light of some of your son's responses, I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes.
Red: [smiles] Sure, I'll- I'll do that.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Roller Disco’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: I don't get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want: I'm- I'm hot, and I'm smart.
Donna: That's two things, moron.
Kelso: No, it's three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, don't put Batman in the clam of death, Riddler. That's just gonna make him mad. God, you're stupid.
Eric: Fez, for the last time, the Riddler can't hear you.
Fez: Riddle me this, Riddler. When Batman escapes from the clam of death who will kick your riddle-telling ass in?
Eric: Hey, Fez. Riddle me this. [slaps Fez]
Fez: Then riddle me this. [gives Eric a "wet willy"]
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, only if you riddle me this. [gives Fez a "purple nurple"]
Fez: Ow! Riddle me this, you son of a bitch! [they fight]
Quote from Eric
Mediator: Eric, just a few more questions. Is your father ever unnecessarily angry?
[Red looks at Eric and gestures for him to smile]
Eric: Unnecessarily angry? Well- [clears throat] You know, what does "unnecessarily" mean really? I mean, my sister likes to put salt on roast beef, but I think it's unnecessary. I mean, why cover up the flavor of such a delicious meat?
Red: Just answer the question, dumbass! I mean... [laughs] Good work, Son.