Jackie Quote #510
Quote from Jackie in Killer Queen
Jackie: Miss St. George, are you okay?
Christine St. George: Yes, this happens to me every Valentine's Day. I see a couple in love and it reminds me that I am missing the one thing that every woman needs to feel good about herself.
Jackie: A friend that's fatter then you?
Christine St. George: Love! I sacrificed love for my career and sometimes I think I maybe did the wrong thing. Have a drink with me.
Jackie: Really?
Christine St. George: Tell me all about yourself. Who you are, what makes you tick.
Jackie: Well, um...
Christine St. George: No! Let's go back to me. I was born in a small hamlet just outside a little place I like to call New York.
[later:]
Christine St. George: And so I returned safely to base camp, that half-frozen Sherpa on my back. There's a famous Tibetan folksong about it.
Jackie: Wow. You're incredible.
Christine St. George: So are you. Here's to you, dear.
Jackie: No, to you, Miss St. George.
Christine St. George: Well, that's what I meant. Why on God's green earth would I drink to you? You're cut off.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Killer Queen’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red
Hyde: Hey, Red, I got a question for you. My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day. So I'm off the hook, right?
Red: Let me tell you a little story. There was a woman, a newlywed. And she told her husband, "Rather than waste money on gifts, save for retirement." And so he never bought her a gift. Not for Christmas, birthdays, never. And 50 years later, she thanked him. And you know who that woman was?
Hyde: No.
Red: That woman was the invisible dancing fairy of Dumbass Land. All women want gifts.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, there's my valentine.
Red: Oh.
Kitty: See, now, the card is a heart. Actually, it's your heart, and it's saying, "Hi, Red, remember when I attacked you?" [chuckles] It's a reminder to cut back on fatty, fried foods.