Kitty Quote #119
Quote from Kitty in Red's Birthday
Kitty: Okay, now I want your father to enjoy this birthday, so we're all going to try our best to make it good. [Laurie enters] Except for Laurie, who's going to stumble in smelling like cigarettes and beer.
Laurie: Hey, at least I'm here.
Kitty: Well, you better be here with a present. I gave you $20 yesterday.
Laurie: God, relax.
Kitty: Oh, you can it, Laurie.
Eric: Yeah, can it, Laurie.
Kitty: Can it, Eric.
Laurie: Yeah, can it, Eric.
Kitty: I thought I told you to can it.
Eric: Tell her to can it.
Hyde: Why don't you both can it?
Eric & Laurie: Can it!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: What the hell kind of a world are we living in? "Hey, let's date other people!" "Hey, let's date other people, but ditch 'em and do it in a car!" That's enlightened? In my day, we called them degenerates, and we stoned them. With big rocks.
Kitty: Oh, you did not.
Red: Well, we should have.
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, but you know what the worst part is?
Hyde: Watching your parents split up and knowing there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Donna: Exactly. And you know what else? My mom moved out of their bedroom, into the guest room.
Hyde: Yeah, it sucked when my dad split. But I can honestly say that my parents' divorce made me the man I am today.
Donna: Oh, man, am I going to go crazy and think the government's out to get me, too?
Hyde: The government is out to get you.
Quote from Bob
Bob: [enters] Hey, Donna, Eric, glad you're here. Great news.
Midge: Your father and I had sex.
Donna: Oh, my God.
Bob: In the car.
Donna: Oh, my God!
Eric: Well, that's... super! Hey, isn't that... Is that super, Donna?
Donna: So, are you guys, like, back together?
Bob: Oh, no.
Midge: Yeah, why ruin a good thing?