Red Quote #156
Quote from Red in Red's Birthday
Red: What the hell kind of a world are we living in? "Hey, let's date other people!" "Hey, let's date other people, but ditch 'em and do it in a car!" That's enlightened? In my day, we called them degenerates, and we stoned them. With big rocks.
Kitty: Oh, you did not.
Red: Well, we should have.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, but you know what the worst part is?
Hyde: Watching your parents split up and knowing there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Donna: Exactly. And you know what else? My mom moved out of their bedroom, into the guest room.
Hyde: Yeah, it sucked when my dad split. But I can honestly say that my parents' divorce made me the man I am today.
Donna: Oh, man, am I going to go crazy and think the government's out to get me, too?
Hyde: The government is out to get you.
Quote from Bob
Bob: [enters] Hey, Donna, Eric, glad you're here. Great news.
Midge: Your father and I had sex.
Donna: Oh, my God.
Bob: In the car.
Donna: Oh, my God!
Eric: Well, that's... super! Hey, isn't that... Is that super, Donna?
Donna: So, are you guys, like, back together?
Bob: Oh, no.
Midge: Yeah, why ruin a good thing?
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Well, so what do you think, birthday boy? 'Cause I think it's gonna be fun.
Red: Well, you know, good food, old friends. This might not be too bad, Kitty.
Bob: Hey, hey, the gang's all here! This is my date Carol.
Midge: And this is my date Ted.
Red: You brought dates?
Bob: We sure did.
Kitty: [laughs] Happy birthday!