Kelso Quote #114
Kelso: Okay. Here's a secret you guys don't know about me 'cause it happened the year before I moved here. When I was in first grade, I used to wear this red cape to school and pretend I was Superman.
Fez: You must have looked really stupid.
Eric: Wait, wait, wait. First grade?
Kelso: Yeah.
Eric: No, no, no. When you moved here, you and I were in first grade. That's how we met.
Kelso: No, we didn't.
Eric: Man, you had to repeat first grade?
Jackie: Oh, my God! Michael, say it's not true.
Kelso: It was... It was cursive writing, all right? All those stupid squiggles and bumps. I wouldn't do it!
Hyde: You mean you couldn't do it.
Kelso: No! I wouldn't do it, and that's why they held me back! Plus, I might have killed the class bunny. [shouts] Why?!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.