Kelso: Okay. Here's a secret you guys don't know about me 'cause it happened the year before I moved here. When I was in first grade, I used to wear this red cape to school and pretend I was Superman.
Fez: You must have looked really stupid.
Eric: Wait, wait, wait. First grade?
Kelso: Yeah.
Eric: No, no, no. When you moved here, you and I were in first grade. That's how we met.
Kelso: No, we didn't.
Eric: Man, you had to repeat first grade?
Jackie: Oh, my God! Michael, say it's not true.
Kelso: It was... It was cursive writing, all right? All those stupid squiggles and bumps. I wouldn't do it!
Hyde: You mean you couldn't do it.
Kelso: No! I wouldn't do it, and that's why they held me back! Plus, I might have killed the class bunny. [shouts] Why?!