Eric Quote #156
Quote from Eric in The Velvet Rope
Eric: [meekly] Yeah, well, when the revolution comes, man, your backs could be up against the wall... Damn it, let me in! My girlfriend's in there!
Bouncer: The foxy redhead? I thought that was your sister. What does she see in you?
Eric: You know what she sees, buddy? You know what she sees? ... Well, let me tell you something, if she was the bouncer, I'd be in that stupid club right now, you big ass. Yeah. I said it.
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‘The Velvet Rope’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: People are so friendly around here. Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.
Hyde: Yeah, for money, Fez.
Fez: I could not ask them for money. Or could I?
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh! No, no, I know. There's this new club that opened in Chicago. It's supposed to be like, like, the hottest spot this side of Studio 54.
Donna: My God, you guys, that's perfect.
Jackie: No, no, Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and... We have to study.
Kelso: Study? Aw, what a gyp. I'm going to the club.
Jackie: No. No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight and we're gonna... "Study."
Kelso: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.
Hyde: My, God, you're dumb.
Kelso: I guess that's why I've gotta go study.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Honey, now I know, I know you've been just a little bit blue since the plant closed, so... I got you a present. Ta-da!
Red: You're Hired. "The essential guide for job hunting." Kitty... I don't need that. I've been working since I was 16. I fought in two wars. Hell, I killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it.
Kitty: No, no, no, no. I just, you know, I just thought I'd give you a little edge.
Red: I don't need an edge. I'm Red Forman. I'm experienced, loyal, hard-working.
Laurie: That's the trifecta of employability.
Red: Well, thanks, sweetie.