Eric: [meekly] Yeah, well, when the revolution comes, man, your backs could be up against the wall... Damn it, let me in! My girlfriend's in there!
Bouncer: The foxy redhead? I thought that was your sister. What does she see in you?
Eric: You know what she sees, buddy? You know what she sees? ... Well, let me tell you something, if she was the bouncer, I'd be in that stupid club right now, you big ass. Yeah. I said it.