Red Quote #122
Quote from Red in The Velvet Rope
Kitty: Honey, now I know, I know you've been just a little bit blue since the plant closed, so... I got you a present. Ta-da!
Red: You're Hired. "The essential guide for job hunting." Kitty... I don't need that. I've been working since I was 16. I fought in two wars. Hell, I killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it.
Kitty: No, no, no, no. I just, you know, I just thought I'd give you a little edge.
Red: I don't need an edge. I'm Red Forman. I'm experienced, loyal, hard-working.
Laurie: That's the trifecta of employability.
Red: Well, thanks, sweetie.
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Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, so much for your "He can't stop both of us" theory.
Hyde: This bites, man. He can't keep us out of there. I mean, what, did we wake up in Russia this morning?
Eric: No. We did not, in fact, wake up in Russia this morning.
Hyde: I didn't think so. Hey, let me tell you something, pal. You're propping up a dying system, man. You see, someday soon, people are gonna wake up, and they're gonna realize that most of us don't fit into your Hollywood, Madison Avenue, candy-coated ideal of what's cool. And when we do, we're gonna rise up, we're gonna put you on trial, then parade through the streets with your head on a stick!
Bouncer: Righteous political outrage. You're in.
Hyde: All right. I'll see you later, Forman.
Quote from Fez
Fez: People are so friendly around here. Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.
Hyde: Yeah, for money, Fez.
Fez: I could not ask them for money. Or could I?
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh! No, no, I know. There's this new club that opened in Chicago. It's supposed to be like, like, the hottest spot this side of Studio 54.
Donna: My God, you guys, that's perfect.
Jackie: No, no, Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and... We have to study.
Kelso: Study? Aw, what a gyp. I'm going to the club.
Jackie: No. No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight and we're gonna... "Study."
Kelso: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.
Hyde: My, God, you're dumb.
Kelso: I guess that's why I've gotta go study.