Red Quote #603
Red: Hi. You home already? I thought those boys would take your clothes and leave you naked in Indiana. You kids... you just don't know how to do anything.
Eric: Listen, Dad, Donna wants to stay in Point Place after we get married. I... How can that be a good idea?
Red: Son, in this relationship, you're gonna have one instinct, and Donna's gonna have another. Always go with hers. If history has taught us anything, it's that you're always wrong.
Eric: What about the time that I... Oh, yeah, I got nothing.
Red: You know, being with your mother has taught me one thing. A man can only rise to the level of the woman that he's with.
Casey: [enters with Kitty] Hey, what's up?
Kitty: I saw a naked man's butt.
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Quote from Fez
Eric: You know, I can't stop thinking about what Donna's doing. The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be on the other side of the world by now.
Fez: Hey, I grew up on that side of the world, and it's no picnic. Although when you eat every meal on the ground, I suppose, technically it is a picnic.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, I don't understand why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers. I mean, these women are artists. It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So, Donna, you and the gals getting together for a big shindig?
Donna: Well, Jackie might be planning... No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people.
Kitty: Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. [laughs] All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
Donna: Boy, you girls are crazy.
Kitty: Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.