Red: Hi. You home already? I thought those boys would take your clothes and leave you naked in Indiana. You kids... you just don't know how to do anything.
Eric: Listen, Dad, Donna wants to stay in Point Place after we get married. I... How can that be a good idea?
Red: Son, in this relationship, you're gonna have one instinct, and Donna's gonna have another. Always go with hers. If history has taught us anything, it's that you're always wrong.
Eric: What about the time that I... Oh, yeah, I got nothing.
Red: You know, being with your mother has taught me one thing. A man can only rise to the level of the woman that he's with.
Casey: [enters with Kitty] Hey, what's up?
Kitty: I saw a naked man's butt.