Fez Quote #605
Eric: You know, I can't stop thinking about what Donna's doing. The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be on the other side of the world by now.
Fez: Hey, I grew up on that side of the world, and it's no picnic. Although when you eat every meal on the ground, I suppose, technically it is a picnic.
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Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, I don't understand why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers. I mean, these women are artists. It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So, Donna, you and the gals getting together for a big shindig?
Donna: Well, Jackie might be planning... No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people.
Kitty: Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. [laughs] All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
Donna: Boy, you girls are crazy.
Kitty: Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Yeah, college sucks anyways. It's all smart people, and none of them are as pretty as me.
Kelso: Yeah, that's true. Half the people in this room ought to be in magazines. Only half, though, and the rest of you know who you are.