Eric Quote #701
Quote from Eric in We're Not Gonna Take It
Eric: Roy, that extremely handsome busboy just broke my heart.
Roy: [eats] I really don't think he peed in the soup, Eric.
Eric: Couldn't you find another waiter job for him? He needs a break. He's got a baby on the way.
Roy: Well, there might be a job opening up 'cause Jeanie said she'd quit if I didn't stop asking her out. Come on, I'm not gonna stop asking her out.
Eric: So look, if I really work hard with Kelso, you'll give him another tryout?
Roy: Sure. [shakes Eric's hand] But I really don't think he can handle it. And my standards for food service are really low. I haven't washed my hands in four days.
[Eric sprays his hand with Lysol]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘We're Not Gonna Take It’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Okay, just to make it clear, if you're buying me a gift, I want candy. For my birthday, Christmas, daylight savings... Candy. Candy!
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, Mom, look, I know you're worried about money, with Dad not being able to work, but I want you to know I'm gonna get right back out there and get a better job, a high-paying job.
Red: Oh, sure, just go down to the Bureau of High-Paying Jobs. You can't miss it. It's right next to the Pie-in-the-Sky Office. Jackass.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Hey, Hyde, where's table seven's fish?
Kelso: Oh, I got that for you, Eric. Here is your filet of sole. [reveals a shoe on a plate] Burn!