Eric: Roy, that extremely handsome busboy just broke my heart.
Roy: [eats] I really don't think he peed in the soup, Eric.
Eric: Couldn't you find another waiter job for him? He needs a break. He's got a baby on the way.
Roy: Well, there might be a job opening up 'cause Jeanie said she'd quit if I didn't stop asking her out. Come on, I'm not gonna stop asking her out.
Eric: So look, if I really work hard with Kelso, you'll give him another tryout?
Roy: Sure. [shakes Eric's hand] But I really don't think he can handle it. And my standards for food service are really low. I haven't washed my hands in four days.
[Eric sprays his hand with Lysol]