Kelso Quote #524

Quote from Kelso in Nobody's Fault But Mine

Hyde: Look, I cheated on Jackie, 'cause she cheated on me with you. Which reminds me, I ought to kick your ass.
Kelso: Well, Hyde, we weren't doing anything. I already told you. Jackie was comforting me, 'cause I was upset, 'cause Fez had a sex dream about me.
Hyde: Would you shut up about that lame-ass story?
Kelso: Well, it's the truth, and I'll prove it. Let's go ask Fez.
Hyde: Fine.
Kelso: You drive. My van's in the shop.
Hyde: Fine. I need gas though.
Kelso: Fine. Can I borrow money for fries?
Hyde: No.
Kelso: Fine. Shotgun.
Hyde: There's only two of us, you moron.
Kelso: Fine!

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