Kelso Quote #524
Quote from Kelso in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Hyde: Look, I cheated on Jackie, 'cause she cheated on me with you. Which reminds me, I ought to kick your ass.
Kelso: Well, Hyde, we weren't doing anything. I already told you. Jackie was comforting me, 'cause I was upset, 'cause Fez had a sex dream about me.
Hyde: Would you shut up about that lame-ass story?
Kelso: Well, it's the truth, and I'll prove it. Let's go ask Fez.
Hyde: Fine.
Kelso: You drive. My van's in the shop.
Hyde: Fine. I need gas though.
Kelso: Fine. Can I borrow money for fries?
Hyde: No.
Kelso: Fine. Shotgun.
Hyde: There's only two of us, you moron.
Kelso: Fine!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Nobody's Fault But Mine’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion like chili cheese fries.
Quote from Donna
Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!