Quote from Kelso in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Hyde: Look, I cheated on Jackie, 'cause she cheated on me with you. Which reminds me, I ought to kick your ass. Kelso: Well, Hyde, we weren't doing anything. I already told you. Jackie was comforting me, 'cause I was upset, 'cause Fez had a sex dream about me. Hyde: Would you shut up about that lame-ass story? Kelso: Well, it's the truth, and I'll prove it. Let's go ask Fez. Hyde: Fine. Kelso: You drive. My van's in the shop. Hyde: Fine. I need gas though. Kelso: Fine. Can I borrow money for fries? Hyde: No. Kelso: Fine. Shotgun. Hyde: There's only two of us, you moron. Kelso: Fine!