Hyde Quote #452
Quote from Hyde in Bring It On Home
Donna: And then when I asked her to live with me, she said I'm not freaking popular. Am I not on the radio all the time as "Hot Donna"? Okay? There are "Hot Donna" posters all over town, objectifying me. Is Jackie being objectified? No!
Hyde: She only said that 'cause you embarrassed her in a roomful of people. It was like a damn telethon in there. The only thing missing was Jerry Lewis.
Donna: So, what, it's my fault, 'cause I didn't ask her right?
Hyde: Okay. How about when your mom left? Think how you would've felt if you walked into a roomful of people, everyone's talking about how sad your life is and how much they pity you.
Donna: Yeah. I guess I get that.
Hyde: I'm just sayin' that Jackie needs a place to stay, and it'd be really cool if maybe you could ask her in a way that doesn't make her feel bad.
Donna: [groans] Fine. But she didn't have to call me "unpopular." Okay? Unpopular girls don't get free Slurpees from Tommy at the 7-Eleven.
Hyde: Donna, two years ago, Tommy tried to jump a school bus on his moped. He didn't make it, and now he gives everyone free Slurpees.
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Quote from Kelso
Fez: You know, I have been called many names since coming to this country, but I have never been treated like that before.
Kelso: Look, Fez unfortunately, there are some people in this world that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin or your funny accent, or that girlie little way you run. But you know what? You're not alone. Why do you think the Martians won't land here? 'Cause they're green, and they know people are gonna make fun of 'em.
Fez: You said it, brother. I just wish there were someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist.
Kelso: [chuckles] Well, that's Canada. Yup. Good old Canada. They don't make generalizations about people 'cause they're too busy playing hockey or getting drunk or putting maple syrup on their ham.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey. I-l-I heard a scary noise.
Red: Good God. Are you nude?
Eric: No. I'm wearing my toga. [clattering]
Kitty: There it is again.
Eric: That's it. I'm getting my bat.
Red: All right. Calm down. It's probably just Steven trying to sneak out.
Kitty: What if it's not Steven? What if the burglar has Steven?
Red: Well, then we'll try to talk him into taking Eric too.
Eric: Okay. Let's do this.
Red: Look at him. Bare-assed and holding a plastic bat. That's your son, Kitty.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Guys, I don't know what's going on with Nina. I keep asking to meet her parents, but she keeps making excuses.
Kelso: It's probably the same reason I won't let you meet my parents. She's afraid you're gonna say something weird and embarrass her.
Fez: Oh, please. I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son-of-a-bitch.
Eric: Hey, Fez. Right there. That's, like- That's, like, a really weird thing to say.