Eric: Hey. I-l-I heard a scary noise.
Red: Good God. Are you nude?
Eric: No. I'm wearing my toga. [clattering]
Kitty: There it is again.
Eric: That's it. I'm getting my bat.
Red: All right. Calm down. It's probably just Steven trying to sneak out.
Kitty: What if it's not Steven? What if the burglar has Steven?
Red: Well, then we'll try to talk him into taking Eric too.
Eric: Okay. Let's do this.
Red: Look at him. Bare-assed and holding a plastic bat. That's your son, Kitty.