Fez: Guys, I don't know what's going on with Nina. I keep asking to meet her parents, but she keeps making excuses.
Kelso: It's probably the same reason I won't let you meet my parents. She's afraid you're gonna say something weird and embarrass her.
Fez: Oh, please. I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son-of-a-bitch.
Eric: Hey, Fez. Right there. That's, like- That's, like, a really weird thing to say.