Red Quote #69
Quote from Red in First Date
Kitty: Oh, my gosh, that is a snazzy jacket.
Red: Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
Eric: Oh, come on, Dad. Leisure suits are cool. Everybody wears them.
Red: Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
Bob: [enters in a leisure suit] Hey, there, Eric. Ooh, looking sharp for your big date?
Features in the collection: Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes.
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‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘First Date’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: I don't believe you, Michael.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: You can't just maul me in front of my father.
Kelso: I bet he didn't even notice.
Jackie: He yelled at you to stop it.
Kelso: Oh. [chuckles] I thought he was talking to you.
Quote from Red
Red: They used to be normal. What the hell happened to them?
Kitty: Well, I don't know. How can she not eat meat? That can't be healthy.
Red: Remember when we used to go on vacation together? Bob and I used to go fishing and drink beers.
Kitty: I mean, we used to have fun with them.
Red: Now they're into every fad there is. Things change, Kitty.
Kitty: Well, we don't.
Red: Oh. We don't have to. We're classic.
[fantasy: Red and Kitty are kissing as they're depicted in a classic cartoon]
Red: [v.o.] You know Midge wasn't wearing a bra tonight.
Kitty: [v.o.] Yeah. Bob wasn't wearing underwear.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Thanks for, uh, holding my hair when I was...
Eric: Just thanks for missing my shoes.
Donna: Well, I... I guess I blew our big night.
Eric: Look, it's cool. I thought I was gonna blow it and then, I mean, you totally blew it. So, I mean, that's great.
Donna: You know, by telling me I blew it, you basically just blew it.
Eric: And I was doing so good here with the jacket and the coffee and holding your hair back. I was so in.
Donna: You're still in.
Eric: Look, Donna, I want to be your boyfriend. And you're all I ever think about. Will you wear my class ring?
Donna: Yes.
Eric: Yes? [leans into kiss Donna]
Donna: You know, why don't we kiss on it later?
Eric: Oh, right. The vomit. No, wait. You know what? I don't care. You're my girlfriend. [kisses Donna]