Jackie Quote #239
Quote from Jackie in Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
Eric: Look, Kelso, I am so sorry!
Kelso: Just get out of my way.
Jackie: Wait, Michael. [door slams]
Eric: Great. He hates me, right?
Jackie: No. He hates me. We didn't even talk about you. I mean, I told him about the kiss, and he just stormed off. I couldn't even tell him I'm sorry. [sobs]
Eric: Okay, well... I'm not going to feel sorry for you, so... Yeah. I mean, y-you can't make me.
Jackie: I just love him so much.
Eric: [groans] Oh, God.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie's Cheese Squeeze’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: So, hey, Jackie, how's it going down at the cheese shop? You must be so tired from giving it away at the mall. [Donna, Fez & Hyde laugh]
Fez: What are you laughing at?
Hyde: I don't know. What are you laughing at?
Fez: I don't know.
Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Donna: I don't know.
Kelso: [laughs]
Donna, Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Kelso: I really don't know.
Quote from Eric
Jackie: Eric, did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.
Eric: Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy that he should- No, no, no! That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue.
Jackie: Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't have the best relationship.
Eric: You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
Jackie: Right. So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Eric: Hmm. Or I could just torture you with this information until I'm bored.
Jackie: Eric.
Eric: Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And go.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, dinner's ready.
Red: Five more minutes, Kitty. A bunch of birds threw a "crap on my Corvette" party. If I don't get it off, the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
Kitty: Well, why don't you just put the car in the garage?
Red: Because if I put the car in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table. Kitty, don't give advice about things you don't understand!
Kitty: Okay. I'm the crazy one.