Eric: Look, Kelso, I am so sorry!
Kelso: Just get out of my way.
Jackie: Wait, Michael. [door slams]
Eric: Great. He hates me, right?
Jackie: No. He hates me. We didn't even talk about you. I mean, I told him about the kiss, and he just stormed off. I couldn't even tell him I'm sorry. [sobs]
Eric: Okay, well... I'm not going to feel sorry for you, so... Yeah. I mean, y-you can't make me.
Jackie: I just love him so much.
Eric: [groans] Oh, God.