Eric Quote #436
Quote from Eric in The Forgotten Son
Jackie: Okay, we need to talk. It's about, shall we say, your new crowd.
Eric: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. Because I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this...
[fantasy: Kitty and Donna are admiring Donna's new Kitty-esque hairstyle:]
Eric: [as Kitty] Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
Eric: [as Donna] Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
Eric: [as Kitty] They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
Eric: [as Donna] Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
Eric: [as Kitty] Well, how could it be, dear?
Eric: [as Donna] But at least he's nice.
Eric: [as Kitty] Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! [mimics Kitty's laugh]
[reality:]
Eric: So, what do you say to that?
Kitty: [laughs] [laughing continues]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Forgotten Son’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
Leo: Well, then who has my money?
Fez: There is no money, you son of a bitch!
Leo: Oh. Wow. I guess all this stuff has to go back.
Fez: Oh, that means you too, Feathery Frank. Good day.
Cockatoo: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Ooh, ooh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
Donna: Yeah. So when did he lose it?
Kitty: Right around when he turned 10. It was the strangest thing. Poof. Like someone ironed him.
Quote from Kelso
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Eric: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me, but now that I'm all paranoid I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
Hyde: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
Kelso: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after and I choose Travolta.
Hyde: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. [claps] Bravo, man.
Eric: That is good advice. Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.
Jackie: Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.
Eric: What? I did not! [chuckles] I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.
Hyde: Forman, you and I are both victims of parental abandonment. Luckily, I have a rich hippie benefactor. He bought me nudie mags I'd never even heard of.
Kelso: [as John Travolta] Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [normal voice] That's dead-on.