Jackie: Okay, we need to talk. It's about, shall we say, your new crowd.
Eric: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. Because I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this...
[fantasy: Kitty and Donna are admiring Donna's new Kitty-esque hairstyle:]
Eric: [as Kitty] Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
Eric: [as Donna] Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
Eric: [as Kitty] They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
Eric: [as Donna] Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
Eric: [as Kitty] Well, how could it be, dear?
Eric: [as Donna] But at least he's nice.
Eric: [as Kitty] Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! [mimics Kitty's laugh]
[reality:]
Eric: So, what do you say to that?
Kitty: [laughs] [laughing continues]