Fez Quote #289
Quote from Fez in Hyde Gets the Girl
Hyde: You set this up?
Fez: Yeah. We all thought you needed help finding a quality woman.
Hyde: What? Man, you sit around and talk about me? Is that what's going on? Look, I don't want your help.
Fez: I give and I do, and I do and I give. And for what? For nothing. Well, I'm done. Go.
Hyde: But, Fez-
Fez: I said, go.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde Gets the Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: A toast to all my good friends. I will miss you when I blow out of this burg with the beautiful Big Rhonda. [scattered applause] Now it's off to "Missis-syphilis".
Quote from Red
Fez: I know I just met her, Mr. Red but I love her. She is sturdy. I want to climb her.
Red: You're just desperate to give it away, aren't you, son?
Fez: ... Yes. Yes, I am.
Red: Look. [clears throat] There are two things that you need to learn about women.
Fez: Oh, finally, the sex talk! [chuckles]
Red: First, if a woman outweighs you by 30 pounds you're in for trouble.
Fez: But I'll put on weight. I'll bridge the gap.
Red: Which brings me to my second point. When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. [chuckles] But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Michael.
Kelso: Jackie. I thought you were at the party.
Jackie: No, no, no. It was awful. Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party and not have anyone acknowledge it?
Kelso: Yes, I do.