Red Quote #42
Quote from Red in Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Red: What's being ridiculous is-
Eric: Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Now, look let's just stay calm. Mom, if it'll help you out, I'll hang out with Grandma so she'll leave you alone. What do you say?
Red: Well, first of all, Eric, I'm the one who says "hold it." When you pay the bills, you get to say "hold it." Now get in the car, 'cause we're going to church and we're gonna have a damn nice Sunday.
Kitty: Well, you're damn right. Just try and stop me.
Eric: Damn.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sunday, Bloody Sunday’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey, what do I need Jackie for, man? I know more about this stuff than she does. The three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and Hollywood. I need a pencil. I got it. I got it.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: All right. All right. Now, you listen up. I have had an extremely stressful day. And I am not proud of what I'm about to say, but someone give me a cigarette! Now!
Eric: But, Mom, we don't smoke.
Kitty: Cut the crap, Eric. I am a nurse. I know that one in five teenagers smoke. One, two, three, four, five. Now, I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers. Come on, people, hop to!
[One person reaches out to Kitty and puts a cigarette between her fingers]
Kitty: Thank you. Light?
[Everybody reaches out with a lighter]
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Okay. You know what, Michael? I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna do my homework.
Eric: You do your homework on a Saturday night?
Jackie: Yeah.
Eric: Look, I mean, look at me. I've got a 1,000-word term paper due Monday but you don't see me sweating. I've got a whole crappy Sunday to do it.
Kelso: Jackie, don't go home. I mean, Steve Martin's hosting Saturday Night.
Jackie: I hate that show, okay? They have commercials that you think are real but they're not real. And then you wanna buy the stuff.