Jackie: Okay. You know what, Michael? I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna do my homework.
Eric: You do your homework on a Saturday night?
Jackie: Yeah.
Eric: Look, I mean, look at me. I've got a 1,000-word term paper due Monday but you don't see me sweating. I've got a whole crappy Sunday to do it.
Kelso: Jackie, don't go home. I mean, Steve Martin's hosting Saturday Night.
Jackie: I hate that show, okay? They have commercials that you think are real but they're not real. And then you wanna buy the stuff.